#231: 7 Things Not to Say to Someone Who Just Got Dumped

1. He/she was ugly anyways
2. Ha, dude that sucks
3. Yea, I would've dumped you too
4. There's better fish in the sea
5. Sweet, cuz I was gonna ask you out anyways. So wanna go out?
6. Awww that sucks cuz your girlfriend was awesome. She was so pretty, funny, smart, nice, athletic, and amazing. You let a good one go this time
7. I hate to break it to you, but he/she never actually liked you.