- Broken pencils, dead pens, dry markers, broken calculators, dead batteries, misprinted paper
If I dug deeper, I might find:
- McDonald's and Burger King wrappers, business cards of clients, pop cans, unwanted mail, paperwork that probably does not honestly give the government what they're due
If it was a male accountant:
- Scrapped March Madness brackets, fantasy football rosters, paper footballs, certain Sports Illustrated magazines that executives probably have trouble with their male employees over about once a year
If it was a female accountant:
- Used lipstick, discarded mirrors, chocolate wrappers, breath mints, various other makeup things, numbers that male clients might have written on the back of a receipt and slid across the table akwardly (don't be so quick to judge, maybe I'm talking about an account number)
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