Monday, May 31, 2010

#175: The Accountant's Garbage Bin

If I were to go through the garbage bin of an accountant, I'm sure I would find:
  • Broken pencils, dead pens, dry markers, broken calculators, dead batteries, misprinted paper

If I dug deeper, I might find:

  • McDonald's and Burger King wrappers, business cards of clients, pop cans, unwanted mail, paperwork that probably does not honestly give the government what they're due

If it was a male accountant:

  • Scrapped March Madness brackets, fantasy football rosters, paper footballs, certain Sports Illustrated magazines that executives probably have trouble with their male employees over about once a year

If it was a female accountant:

  • Used lipstick, discarded mirrors, chocolate wrappers, breath mints, various other makeup things, numbers that male clients might have written on the back of a receipt and slid across the table akwardly (don't be so quick to judge, maybe I'm talking about an account number)

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